glossylalia:

The conversation swerves to Obama’s chances for re-election. “I think he has a good chance,” Victoria says, “because the Latins will vote for him. The illegal aliens will vote for him.”

“Illegals can’t vote!” her dad interrupts. “How can they?”

Victoria is stumped. “Because… because of cheating.”

As Victoria gets up to leave, father and daughter continue the list of who will vote for Obama: The liberals. The gays. The Muslims.

Says Jim: “Those who were aborted would if they were alive.”

Oh my God, I am CRYING.

This really is the best part of the whole thing.