Bought a dress for birthday dinner and bar-ing with pals tomorrow.
Bought some fancy compression pants for derby.
Ate tacos at a hole in the wall.
Waiting for my lady to pick me up for a birthday date.
OH RIGHT AND I’M MEETING LIKE HER WHOLE FAMILY MONDAY.
(Source: motherfuckingfaggotbrigade, via glossylalia)
<3 these buttheads
I just blocked you
this jam is crazy
but you’re a jammmer
so cut me, maybe?
I am totally sick so maybe I’m loopy but I loled.
Please tell us all more about the flipping kicks in muay thai fighting, creepy bus co-rider. I’m entranced.
I fucking found a $200 check I didn’t know I had last night. (Hey buttface, maybe try opening your mail once in a while.) HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY TO ME FROM MY HEALTH PLAN!
I got hit in the throat.
It takes 3 beers for me to get the hiccups.
Take that rankings!!!!!
Photo by Levar Hurtin, meme by Jason Megatron
Goddammit I love Scald Eagle.
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