February 2012
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Oh my gosh you guys
Someday Ringo is going to die and I really don’t think I’ll be able to handle it.
“Iggy Azalea on the XXL freshman list is all wrong. How can you endorse a white...”
– Azealia Banks on hipster white girls appropriating Hip-Hop
Reason #238479238749823 to love her.
Also her album is gonna be called “Broke with Expensive Taste”
and she’s working with MIA.
(via urbanafrofuturism)
Ugh I love you so hard.
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Things I like to talk about
roller derby
sandwiches
Parks and Recreation
how Ben (on Parks and Recreation) should be my boyfriend
nail polish
Seriously guys - I used to be smart.
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Oh my gosh
I googled it and if I bought it, my knee brace would cost $900.
Important question
Who the fuck makes a calzone without ricotta cheese?
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Think about how many people with shitty text plans...
if it wasn’t for iMessage.
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No one I IM pictures of cats to is online right...
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Gotye
I realize that I am probably too much like the antagonist in Somebody That I Used to Know. Like, oh, we’re over? Okay well you never existed so good luck with your life or whatever, and it would be super-awesome for me if you could move across the country.*
This song makes me feel like I’m supposed to feel badly for that but I definitely don’t.
*Date grad students and this...
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ray-pulaski:
Gotye//Somebody That I Used to...
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Sometimes I'm kind of gross
I went to visit my friend in a halfway house this weekend. She has a really, really hot super-turbo-bulldyke roommate and I was definitely Into It.
I accidentally cruised the World’s Most Insufferable Lesbian at work today.
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55 followers →
I don’t know if I think that’s way too many or way too few.
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Oh girl
You are winning the cute-but-not-too-cute texting war.
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All black people are rappers right?
vanboobsenstein replied to your post: Last night
omg, Sheila E is a rapper now? Why I never! I just thought she was an 80s pop singer and an amazing percussionist but I forgot that since she’s black that makes her a rapper too.
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Last night
I was complimented (?) by a friend on my rap knowledge. Because I knew who Pharrell, Wiz Khalifa, and Shiela E (!?!?) were when they came on the tv.
“Meryl. Mamma Mia. We were in Greece. We danced. I was gay. We were happy.”
– Colin Firth, introducing best actress nominee Meryl Streep.
Stop saying "sexytimes" Sandra
Also stop messing with your face.
Is Gwyneth Paltrow trying to disguise a sling?
Does she have some sort of shoulder injury?
“If it was a real race, the white, straight dudes would’ve started running 400...”
– Elon James White on affirmative action, via the Melissa Harris-Perry Show, MSNBC
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I am going to go home
I am going to walk the dog. Then I will order chicken wings, and drink a half a bottle of wine and paint my nails and probably watch some dudes make out with eachother.
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I got invited to an event called "Sapphic Circle."
Unfortunately, Facebook doesn’t have an “I would literally rather set my hair on fire” button.
“I ain’t out there with the young girls. They want too much. Last young girl I...”
– Tracy Morgan Really, Really Likes the New Benihana — Grub Street New York
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See also: Bob's Big Boy, Danny Zuko
glossylalia replied to your photo: When you don’t know what to do with your hair,…
My biggest updo inspiration is Jimmy Neutron.
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Definitely a good idea.
I get home at 5:30, so I will definitely have time to buy irresponsibly bright red hair dye and dye my hair before this meeting I have at 7:30.
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I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT. →
2:57. BOOM.
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