February 2011
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kinds of dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2 Was Djimon Hounsou on Alias or am I racist?
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January 2011
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ZACK ATTACK.
Jan 31st
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Dear UPS,
It is not snowing yet.  Give me my fucking shoes.
Jan 31st
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“I save my calories for cake. If I’m going to eat shit, I want sweets. ...”
– THIS FUCKING OFFICE, YOU GUYS.
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Jan 31st
 glossylalia replied to your link:Like a Screen Door In a Hurricane: Hot Dudes for Gay Ladies Is this tumblr just going to be pictures of Jon Hamm…not that I’m mad about it. Good question!  My plan is for it to be dudes I’d bang.  So basically 90% Jon Hamm, 9% Joel McHale, and 1% Finn from Glee.
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Like a Screen Door In a Hurricane: Hot Dudes for... →
I made another tumblr.
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Valentine's Day came early this year. →
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Dedication:
amberleesunshine: refusing that 2nd free drink at lunch because you’re skating later.
Jan 29th
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“Anal sex is painful, unsanitary, unsatisfying for women, and creates unique...”
– Some bitch who has clearly never heard of pegging.
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hotblondecocktail: I fucking love cardigans. If Republicans are so worried about gay people getting married because then everyone could marry anything and they were RIGHT?  That would be awesome, because I would marry a FUCKING CARDIGAN.
Jan 29th
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Lame post is lame.
Fuck low blood sugar, fuck the short crappy walk it forced me to give my dog, fuck weirdo tunnel vision, and fuck the plans it ruined for me tonight. On the upside: ice cream and french fries are as good an antidote as any.
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“‎”Dumbledore, it turns out, is a gay. The author JK Rowling sent out a press...”
– Ted Alexandro (via schemestress) I actually loled.
Jan 27th
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In case you were wondering why I am like this . .:... →
twinkletits: 1. Take off that garter-belt-tutu-thing and pay your fuckin’ dues. Lay track, keep score, haul water, stamp hands. There will be a time for semi-nudity and obnoxious self-promotion. And that time is after you’ve actually proven yourself on the track. Teams don’t draft rollergirls. Teams draft…
Jan 26th
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On being right
A person I have known for 10 years just came out to me.
Jan 26th
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Of course this assholezbach guy is an FSU College...
Because we need help looking like jerks.
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On breakthroughs
So we had practice last night. It’s really exciting to go from off-season practices with something like 12 people to on-season practices with 40.  At least.  (Also, my Very Favorite Rollerlady came back from an injury yesterday.  I am sofa king happy to have her positive attitude rolling back around with us.  Every time I saw her zipping around during a drill, my heart actually swelled.)...
Jan 26th
I am on the bus with, no exaggeration, the...
Thank goodness they’re med students.
Jan 25th
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 sarasansh replied to your post:Do you ever catch yourself thinking about your exes like they’re dead? This isn’t really happening, is it? No-ish.  They’re releasing a B-sides album to finish out their contract.  Apparently Jenny left in March.  Which isn’t that surprising, but still: SIGH.
Jan 25th
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Do you ever catch yourself thinking about your...
Corollary: If Rilo Kiley makes an album without Jenny Lewis, how long until every hipster dude on the planet embarks on a crusade for Blake Sennett’s blood?  And do we care?
Jan 25th
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I just think Colin Firth and The King's Speech...
brutallyhonestbabes: littlebluebeetle: beezusishere: I’m just going to keep this here until I need it.
Jan 25th
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Your Friends Know Why You're Single. Do You? →
ramou: howaboutwe: Yesterday, The Hairpin posted about “things.” “Your Thing” is that behavior, habit or neurosis that you have that all your friends see but you don’t. Often “your thing” is the reason you’re single, or unlucky in love. Maybe you have no idea what your thing is but, maybe deep down, you wouldn’t really be that...
Jan 25th
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It's no wonder why I love this soup so fucking... →
Hint: it has ketchup in it.
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Jan 25th
Things I have learned while reading online reviews...
1. No one has fat calves, everyone has athletic calves. 2. Lots of people are working out their trust issues with online shopping. (“Really scared to order boots by mail.”) 3. People are idiots.  (“These boots are okay. They’re defiantly well-made and have beautiful leather.”)
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