February 2012
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Definitely a good idea.
I get home at 5:30, so I will definitely have time to buy irresponsibly bright red hair dye and dye my hair before this meeting I have at 7:30.
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I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT. →
2:57. BOOM.
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glossylalia:
What kind of troll literature was I reading as a child?
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“One swallow doesn’t make a summer.”
– Sometimes I just sit quietly and think about what a great zinger this is.
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booyahgrandmere:
A friend of mine (totally not me but you’re going to think it was me anyway) has been in this “WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN” hjinks with a lucky gent as of late and in her toil and frustration in wondering whether he was into it or just wanted to be friends and continue with their snuggling all night, she waited until he pulled in front of her house to drop her off. Then she reached...
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WatchI’m finally catching up on SNL and I couldn’t love this more.
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13 years ago today
I kissed my first girl.
How to diagnose a pinched nerve.
Did you just let your dog eat cat vomit so you didn’t have to move to clean it up? If yes, you probably have a pinched nerve.
Could Will Arnett and Amy Poehler Become the Next... →
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Thank fucking Christ my roommate finally caught up...
Spoilers after the cut
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Has a single fat person ever reviewed anything on...
JFC.
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Spicy Hot V8
I have become my mom and I don’t even mind it.
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“Hey did you know that weird girl in the business office is listening to, like,...”
– Yeah assholes, it’s permanently 1993 in my office. What?
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Business casual essentials:
leopard print keds (laceless)
dirty jeans
wrinkled shirt
cardigan (must be missing at least two buttons, hole optional)
giant scarf (to be used as a blanket when you fall asleep at your desk)
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So let's say
You’ve just just barely started dating someone (eekarewecallingthatdating?) and it has just been Valentine’s day (barf) and it is about to be their birthday, and you should probably get them something small but what is both thoughtful and incidental enough that you don’t look like a crazy person?
My answer is always a book, but I’m wrong a lot of the time too.
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“I don’t really see why we need a bunch of men to tell us their opinions about...”
– Miss Worded
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“I may at some point be moved to explain biology to my colleagues.”
– Nancy Pelosi
artofecstasy asked: Let the man rest in peace. Regardless of his acts on this earth, have some respect. We are not to judge.
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I ♥ Gabe and Kelly →
Kelly: Remember when Brett Ratner said that rehearsal was “for fags” and then he dropped out of producing the Oscars?
Gabe: i do
Gabe: hahhahaha
Gabe: thank you for reminding me though
Kelly: But anyway, so now he’s making up for that controversial remark by directing a series of PSAs
Kelly: for
Kelly: GLAAD!!!!
Kelly: Hello? Gabe?
Gabe: oh thank god
Kelly: Oh you’re here I thought...
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Did you know that Occupy New Haven is still a... →
Did you also know that though well-intentioned, they sound like petulant 12-year-olds?
Miller was one of several occupiers to stress that the Occupy movement comprises, by definition, all people who are not among the wealthiest 1 percent. “It’s a group not for the 99 percent, but of the 99 percent. To talk about Occupy as separate from New Haven is a paradox.”
Sigh. I don’t disagree...
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Things that are crazy.
I am in the best shape of my life since I was an actual child who spent all day running around and climbing things. I’ve just (sort of, terrifyingly, tentatively) started describing myself as “an athlete,” and while it’s weird, I rather like it. I also weigh the most I ever have in my life, and I feel like a big fat fatty a lot of the time.
How do these things coexist in...
“Rick Santorum… Oh god please let him go the distance. Rick Santorum is amazing....”
– Rachel Maddow on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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Why Ernie Chambers returning is the best thing... →
Chambers is famous for an unsurpassed knowledge of legislative rules, which he uses to derail bills that threaten those he calls the “downtrodden.” This attracts the criticism that he is “the great obstructionist,” better at halting legislation than creating laws. As one colleague observed, “In Washington they call it a filibuster. In Lincoln, they call it Ernie.” Once, Chambers filibustered on...
A giant bottle of Advil is a really great...
Girl you are playing your cards right.
I just think I would be really good at being a...
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But seriously folks
My love life has kind of been a love life lately? Like, with actual dating and things? And I kind of sort of have a valentine and this is puzzling?
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Valentine's day conundrum
Do I order enough wings for two people in the hopes that the delivery guy thinks I have a date?
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“Happy Valentine’s Day, Morrissey.”
– Morrissey
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This is a post about guys with annoying voices.
I would rather put my own eyes out that have to sit through a Bob Dylan song. But I’ll listen to Cotton Mather forever and love every minute of it.